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The New wing:

When some doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at a hospital, 

the allergists voted to scratch it;
the dermatologists preferred no rash moves; 
the microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein; 
the neurologists thought the administration “had a lot of nerve”; 
the obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception; 

the ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; 
the orthopedists issued a joint resolution; the parasitologists said, “Well, if you encyst”; 
the pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”; 
the pediatricians said, “Grow up!”; 
the proctologists said, “We are in arrears”; 

the psychiatrists thought it was madness; 
and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The radiologists could see right through it; 
the internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow; 
the plastic surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter”; 

the podiatrists thought it was a big step forward;
 the D.O.s thought they were being manipulated; 
the urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water; 
the anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; 
the cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no; 

and the otologists were deaf to the idea.

Needless to say, the idea of contributing to a new wing didn’t fly!