What's in a name?
“Two doctors opened offices in a
small town and put up a sign reading
”Dr Smith and
Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology”.
town fathers were
not too happy
with the sign and they proposed “Hysterias and Posteriors”.
The Doctors didn’t find it acceptable, and suggested “Schizoids and
The town didn’t like that either and countered with “Catatonics and
down again, by now the story was in the papers and suggestions
began rolling in:
”Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives.”
”Minds and Behinds”.
”Lost Souls and Ass-holes”.
”Analysis and Anal Cysts”,
”Nuts and Butts”,
“Freaks and Cheeks”
“Loons and Moons”,
None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally
Smith & Dr Jones, Odds & Ends”