There is a GP, a Physician and a Surgeon going on a shooting holiday.
They look up at a flying bird.
:"It looks like a pheasant and I think it's a pheasant, but I'm not
sure."Physician : "By the wing span and the way it flaps its wings and
its plumage, I'd say it is almost certain to be a pheasant. But I couldn't
exclude it being a grouse."
The Surgeon shoots the bird and waits for it to flop to the ground.
Holding it up he says: "It was a
A family practice doc, an internist, a surgeon, and a pathologist are out one
day duck hunting. First up is the FP doc - he raises his gun to take aim at a
flock of birds passing overhead and says to himself, "Looks like a duck,
flies like a duck, quacks like a duck, it must be a duck." BANG! He bags
himself a duck.
The internist then steps up, raises his gun to take aim at a second flock of
birds flying overhead. He says to himself, "Looks like a duck, flies like a
duck, quacks like a duck, rule out quail, rule out pheasant, goose versus duck
likely." BANG! He, too, bags himself a duck.
A third flock of birds then flies overhead and the surgeon steps up and raises
his gun at the flock. BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! He fires multiple rounds at
the flock and dead birds are dropping all around. The surgeon lowers his gun,
walks over to one of the dead birds, picks it up, hands it to the pathologist
and says, "Tell me if this is a duck."