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Daft Definitions:
Benign:
What you be after you be eight. Artery:
The study of paintings. Bacteria:
Back door to cafeteria.
Barium:
What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean
Section:
.A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan:
Searching for kitty.
Cauterize:
Made eye contact with her.
Colic:
A sheep dog.
Coma:
A punctuation mark.
D
& C:
Where Washington is.
Dilate:
To live long.
Enema:
Not a friend.
Fester:
Quicker than someone else.
Fibula:
A small lie.
Genital:
Non-Jewish person.
G.
I. Series:
World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail:
What you hang your coat on.
Impotent:
Distinguished, well known.
Labor
Pain:
Getting hurt at work.
Medical
Staff:
A Doctor's cane.
Morbid:
A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates:
Cheaper than day.
Node:
Was aware of.
Outpatient:
A person who has fainted.
Pap
Smear:
A fatherhood test.
Pelvis:
Second cousin to Elvis.
Post
Operative:
A letter carrier.
Recovery
Room:
Place to do upholstery.
Rectum:
Darn near killed him.
Secretion:
Hiding something.
Seizure:
Roman emperor.
Tablet:
A small table.
Terminal
Illness:
Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor:
More than one.
Urine:
Opposite of you're out. Varicose:
Nearby, close by.
Vein:
Conceited
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