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Forgetfulness:

A doctor was doing his daily rounds in the hospital when a nurse noticed that he had a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. The nurse approached the doctor and whispered into his ear, "Doctor, you have a rectal thermometer behind your ear."

The doctor took the rectal thermometer out from behind his ear and stated in disgust, "Someone must have my pen !".