doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when
suddenly one of his patients runs down the hall in his hospital gown screaming
at the top of his lungs. Right behind the patient is a nototiously
hard-of-hearing nurse carrying a pan of steaming, boiling-hot water, obviously
chasing the patient.
you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all
felt was an arrogant jerk. Later in the day, they all got together on break and
discussed what they had done to the doctor.
What do you call a nurse with a brain.